R2-D2

Sophie is watching Sesame Street and they have some special guests from Star Wars.

"RD-doodoo and that golden guy are on Sesame Street!"

Not so bad

Sophie (eating): I'm almost done, Mom. I'm almost done. See? Almost done.

Melissa: See, it's not so bad, is it?

Sophie: It's really bad.

Sophie Legend

Sophie is showing me her diary.

"And this...is The Sophie Legend."

Sophie's Potato Joke

Sophie: What is a potato's favorite day?
Grandma: I don't know.
Sophie: Wednesday. No, wait. It's Friday. And they *don't* like it.