Dentist

"After I went to the dentist I had the feeling of the taste of their gloves."

- Sophie, out of the blue. We weren't talking about dentists, gloves, or tastes.

Campers

Sophie: Mom, how come when it's warm out we don't go camping? It's our chance!

Mom: Because we don't have a camper.

Sophie: Nooo, WE are the campers!

Brains

Sophie: My head still hurts.
Mommy: Uh-oh, did you knock your brains around?
Daddy: You don't have any brains!
Sophie: If I didn't have a brain I'd be dead.
Daddy: That's right. How did you know that?
Sophie: Uh, I have a brain.