Left hand

Sophie: Which hand is the left?
Mommy: Hold up your hands. Which one makes an "L"?
Sophie: This one?
Mommy: Yep! Good job.
Sophie: Which is my left foot?

Paying a visit

Mommy: Great Granny is going to pay us a visit on Monday!

Sophie (very excited): She is?! How much she going to pay us?!

Mommy: No, she is coming to visit us...

Sophie: Oh. How much we have to pay her?

Naked baby

Daddy to Sophie: "You had a lot of hair when you were born."
Sophie: "Yeah. Sorry I was naked when I came out."