Home early

Sophie: "Dad, why are you home early? Did he fire you?"

Little kid robbers

Sophie: "Can little kids be robbers?"

Daddy: "I guess so. They probably wouldn't do a very good job, though."

Sophie: "I would."

Making ice cream

Sophie: "This is how you make ice cream: you take milk, you put it in the fridge, then you put it in a cone."

Mario Kart

"I'm in twoth place. Now I'm in threeth."

She likes to race as Luigi, and she calls him "The Weegie."

Ladybug fingernails!

Wedding dress

Brooklyn was asking Melissa about her wedding dress. 

Brooklyn: "I'm going to have a pretty wedding dress when I get married."

Sophie: "I'm going to have really good cake!"

Cemetery house

Melissa and Sophie drive by a cemetery.

Sophie: Hey, there's a house in that cemetery!

Melissa: Would you want to live in that house?

Sophie: No. Wait -- yes. 

Melissa: Why?

Sophie: Because when I'm dead it would be a short walk to be buried.

R2-D2

Sophie is watching Sesame Street and they have some special guests from Star Wars.

"RD-doodoo and that golden guy are on Sesame Street!"

Not so bad

Sophie (eating): I'm almost done, Mom. I'm almost done. See? Almost done.

Melissa: See, it's not so bad, is it?

Sophie: It's really bad.

Sophie Legend

Sophie is showing me her diary.

"And this...is The Sophie Legend."

Sophie's Potato Joke

Sophie: What is a potato's favorite day?
Grandma: I don't know.
Sophie: Wednesday. No, wait. It's Friday. And they *don't* like it.

Dentist

"After I went to the dentist I had the feeling of the taste of their gloves."

- Sophie, out of the blue. We weren't talking about dentists, gloves, or tastes.

Campers

Sophie: Mom, how come when it's warm out we don't go camping? It's our chance!

Mom: Because we don't have a camper.

Sophie: Nooo, WE are the campers!

Brains

Sophie: My head still hurts.
Mommy: Uh-oh, did you knock your brains around?
Daddy: You don't have any brains!
Sophie: If I didn't have a brain I'd be dead.
Daddy: That's right. How did you know that?
Sophie: Uh, I have a brain.

Easter Bunny poop

This morning the Easter Bunny "pooped" jelly beans in our living room like on the movie Hop.

Sophie: "I wish I could poop jelly beans so I could eat them."

Footprint

Sophie left this little footprint on the bathmat from when she got out if the bathtub today.

Chatty cheeks

Sophie, in the bathtub, clenching her butt cheeks: "You see that?"

Melissa: "Yes..."

Sophie: "They're saying 'no'."

Left hand

Sophie: Which hand is the left?
Mommy: Hold up your hands. Which one makes an "L"?
Sophie: This one?
Mommy: Yep! Good job.
Sophie: Which is my left foot?

Paying a visit

Mommy: Great Granny is going to pay us a visit on Monday!

Sophie (very excited): She is?! How much she going to pay us?!

Mommy: No, she is coming to visit us...

Sophie: Oh. How much we have to pay her?

Naked baby

Daddy to Sophie: "You had a lot of hair when you were born."
Sophie: "Yeah. Sorry I was naked when I came out."