Google eyes

Daddy was putting drops in his eye and squinting and blinking to work the drops in.
Sophie: "How come you have to google your eyes when you put drops in them?"

I'm not tired

It's 8:30 and Sophie is quietly chanting in the back seat, "I'm not tired. I'm not tired. I'm not tired. I'm not tired..."

Ninja sword

"Why you have dat ninja sword, Dad? In case someone tries to kill Mom?"

Spoiled eggs

Melissa made the girls French toast & scrambled eggs for dinner.

Sophie: "How did you know I like spoiled eggs?!"